CONTENT
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1. If Mr. God Had A Clear Conscience www.if-mr-god-had-clear-conscience.8m.com 2. Fiddler on the Roof www.fiddler-on-the-roof.8m.com
3. Frieda's Choice
4. Fie in the Sky, Manna from Heaven, Tsob and Tsobe
5. The Jewish Volksdeutsche
6. Crimeless Punishments, Unpunished Crimes and Babi Yar Bloodbath www.babi-yar.4t.com
7. Mein Krampf mein-krampf.8m.com
8. In a Dead Horse's Harness
9. All Things in the World are Feces... Except Urine
10. Piddler on the Roof
11. Fiddles on the Hoof
12. Pavlovian Ass in the Rearguard's Vanguard
13. Backwater Turns to Front-Water Hell
14. Parasitic Nobody's Dead Horse
15. The Babi Yar Key
16. The Lost Generation and the Found Sheep
17. Blitz Fritz
18. Jack Abrahamovich the Jewish Shepherd Dog www.jewish-shepherd.8m.com
19. The Jewish Nation's Shame www.jewish-shame.8m.com
20. Putz Ivanovich the Russian Shepherd Dog
21. Hannibals, Cannibals, Pigs and Feeders on the Hoof
22. Coming Home to Roust

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Any reader - male, female or any other sex - knows that novels begin from the first chapter. Yet, there is one ignoramus who does not read. Thus, he starts from above zero in a computernerd's filing mode. To avoid the reader's schlock that may or may not occur, he admonishes upfront the following:
HEALTH WARNING: The book targets healthy species sapiens - phylum Chordata, class Mammalia, order Primates, family Hominidae, genus Homo. Such specimens get real, prefer genuine life and true feelings to mirages, spend the dough wisely, improve their lot and benefit from truth mimics and motivational know-how. This scrawler leaves fruitless illusions and fantasies to daydreamers who cannot realize their dreams.
DISCLAIMER: Some written acts are possibly ill-humored, criminal or otherwise scary such that their doodler may or may not invent in the future. He assumes no liability for:
1) any addiction, nausea and maiming that may or may not happen to parrot-like mutants - phylum Chordata, class Mammalia... and so on. They might treat - at their own peril - certain maladies and re-enact certain worthy, unworthy and other deeds forgotten possibly to mention;
2) attempts of certain simple-minded, but sophisticated, senile mutants - tagged scientifically "morons" - to compare the evolutionary names herein with specific phone books or court files and to lie (like a witness) that the scribbler's revelations undermine their prestige (along with his own).
LEGAL CAUTION: Some traumatizing of legal piranhas posing as homos-in-pinstripes - species sapiens, phylum Chordata, etc. - and of other possibly overlooked mutations may or may not occur as a result of grinding their teeth in silent or tumultuous rage, bringing their (il)legal actions against, demands for indemnifications from and blackmailing this fiddler-faddler who does not necessarily share his own views and responsibilities for the content and character assassinations of the most known personages.
He verily believes and bitterly repents the depth of his own stupidity. Besides, he invented nothing here and got enough troubles without that.
A certain man - Roman Karpfengal - confided everything (including hearsay) as it happened. Skeptics swear that he was really neither Roman, nor Karpfengal. Nor a man either, his what-was wife added. Surely, anything is kosher with that nowadays. But the problem was, Roman said, she behaved accordingly.
Actually, the writer intended to FIDDLE ON THE ROOF. He had never scraped a violin before, but guessed, of course, that he could. However, somebody had outstripped the scraper already. That is why he PIDDLES ON THE HOOF herein.
A towering French dame totally ignores the law and environment, cheerfully smokes the sky and personifies the USA. A little Belgian schmendrick, namely the Manneken-Pis, holds the same disregard, joyfully piddles the downtown and personifies the European Union.
This author hereby maintains that he totally respects the law and environment, personified nobody and tactfully said nothing about the Manneken-Pis' pee drinkers. If the writer depicts compromising positions, then of certain Wandering Jews. With due respect, they are neither trailing plants nor the legendary felons (both of the same name). The kind mankind trained them from diapers to evade and invade. And when they wandered to their allotted place, then with the Red Army or Wehrmacht. Not forty years, but four. Not in Israel, but in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Germany, Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan. They would make it to Japan too, but certain nuclear schlocks halted them.
NOTES: For elucidations buffs, the writer lavishly puts two:

1. Living creatures are identified in the descending taxonomic hierarchy for smaller and smaller groups of phyla, classes, orders, families, genera and species.
2. A character assassination is a medical syndrome -symptoms characterizing a specific disease of certain writers. Such parasites of somebody's fame secure their notoriety status by attacking famous figures (of speech and otherwise).